The metaphysics of homosexuality
I recently read "the time-traveller's wife". As you can probably guess, it stars a time travelling man, and one of the things he does, as a young adolscent, is go back in time and make out with himself. The obvious question is, is this gay or not? Not wanting to rely solely on my own judgement, I raised this with a couple of my friends while away for the long weekend.
My discoveries are that the following are, without a doubt, gay:
Draw your own conclusions.
My discoveries are that the following are, without a doubt, gay:
- Sex with your future self who travelled back in time
- Sex with your clone
- Sex with a guy as part of a threesome or orgy
- Sex with a male real doll
- If you take a female real doll and replace it piece by piece with male parts, sex with it is gay once it involves a penis or male buttocks
Draw your own conclusions.
posted by Sam at
9:24 PM
2 Comments:
my conclusions are: you are so fucken binary aaaand this weekend away? these friends? this discussion? get at heated did it...?
:P
By
Bel, at 11:56 PM
... how about that "are you a pedophile if you masturbate to photos of yourself, nude as a child?" question.
or would you be just called a uno-sexual-phile
something that will probably be on the headlines of every newspaper in the world some day
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Anonymous, at 4:57 AM
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