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Thursday, October 26, 2006

The metaphysics of homosexuality

I recently read "the time-traveller's wife". As you can probably guess, it stars a time travelling man, and one of the things he does, as a young adolscent, is go back in time and make out with himself. The obvious question is, is this gay or not? Not wanting to rely solely on my own judgement, I raised this with a couple of my friends while away for the long weekend.

My discoveries are that the following are, without a doubt, gay:

  • Sex with your future self who travelled back in time

  • Sex with your clone

  • Sex with a guy as part of a threesome or orgy

  • Sex with a male real doll

  • If you take a female real doll and replace it piece by piece with male parts, sex with it is gay once it involves a penis or male buttocks


Draw your own conclusions.

2 Comments:

  • my conclusions are: you are so fucken binary aaaand this weekend away? these friends? this discussion? get at heated did it...?

    :P

    By Blogger Bel, at 11:56 PM  

  • ... how about that "are you a pedophile if you masturbate to photos of yourself, nude as a child?" question.

    or would you be just called a uno-sexual-phile

    something that will probably be on the headlines of every newspaper in the world some day

    By Anonymous marksy, at 4:57 AM  

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